stressingly:

Why don’t you marry your ego? Its clear you think the world about it.

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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merrimynt:

When your crush uploads a selfie

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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